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November 18 2017

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andysambcrg:

#NOT-SMILING INTENSIFIES

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setmeatopthepyre:

Hey Drummer! One of the Martians is touching me again!

November 17 2017

libertarirynn:

Shirley Temple wrote in her memoirs about a time an MGM producer exposed his genitals to her when she was 12 years old.

Marilyn Monroe once called Hollywood an “overcrowded brothel, a merry-go-round with beds for horses.”

Judy Garland wrote about being groped by the head of the studio when she was 16.

And I could list 100 more stories. This isn’t new. The sordid, lecherous history of Hollywood has been present since it’s inception.

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celticlibertarian:

rpdofficer:

sithchiks:

By Alejandro Mirabal

Me aboard the Nostromo: Gee, this sure does look like it’s going to be a safe and comfortable flight!

That alien bullshit:

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November 16 2017

challa-ho:

A man goes to see his Rabbi in a panic, and he gets there and he says, “Rabbi you’ll never guess what! My son has run away to become a Christian!” And the Rabbi responds, “Well you’ll never guess what! My son has also run away to become a Christian!” So the man asks the Rabbi what to do and the Rabbi says that they should pray to G-d. So they pray and tell him of their plight and G-d replies, “You’ll never guess what!”

- An old Hasidic joke that my Dad likes to tell me

United States Road Trip Gothic

nonstandardrepertoire:

  • the ice tea is Different here. you try to remember the various regionalisms — is there sugar? lemon? caffeine? — but you’re right on the border between two zones. (you are always right on the border between two zones.) the beverage that finally comes is acrid and smoky, and you drink it while actively trying not to examine it any more closely
  • the burgers, on the other hand, are exactly the same. this diner calls it something different, something special, something unique, but it is the same burger you had last night, which was also called something different, something special, something unique. not the same as that burger, but exactly the same burger. you have eaten this burger every night of your life. you look around at the other diners and wonder if each of you has your own burger, or if you are all, every single one of you, biting down perpetually into one eternal, ever-recycled meal
  • the speed limit is dropping, as tho you are coming to a town. you would like to find a town. you are tired, your car needs gas, and you could use a break. the speed limit drops from 70 to 55, 45, 30, 25. you have not passed a welcome sign. the speed limit is 10. the road stretches ahead, shimmering under the sun, the landscape around it barren and desolate. the speed limit is 5
  • you are on a meandering back road between two nowheres. inexplicably, there is a heavy truck in front of you. there is nowhere to pass for miles and miles, until at last you reach a long flat stretch and zip around, zoom ahead. you turn the next corner, and find another truck in your way. it is the same truck
  • the highway you are traveling along somehow carries routes going in all four cardinal directions at once. you try to remember whether you were aiming for the state route or the interstate, but all the signs seem to be for county roads. did you need to go west or north across Nebraska anyway? you try to gauge your direction from the angle of the sun, but it is shrouded in impenetrable clouds
  • there are police cars studded every ten miles along this road, crudely hidden behind foliage, around bends. as you pass one — slowly — you look inside and notice there is no one. it is a shell, a malevolent carapace, a scarecrow designed to slow down rather than speed up flight. the husks increase in density until there are vast, glittering piles on either side of the roadway, blocking out any view of the landscape beyond. the drivers with local plates are doing 90 in a 65
  • you see a sign giving the distance to the next town. it’s an hour away. you drive on, and twenty minutes later, you see another sign giving the distance to that town. it is still an hour away. it has been an hour away for as long as you can remember
  • it is day seven of your trip. it is not actually day seven of your trip, but every morning you tell yourself it is, because seven seems like a nice number. you’ve still got a few days to go on day seven, but by day seven, surely the bulk of the driving is behind you. surely, you tell yourself. the bulk of the driving. behind you. that’s what it means to be on day seven, which is the day you are on. if you are cheerful enough in your morning humming, you sometimes forget that you told yourself this yesterday as well, and that you are already planning to tell it to yourself again tomorrow
  • there is road work ahead
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Uh, I think we’re all a little excited for The Original World Bosses event. The lag is so bad, it feels like Vanilla ❤️❤️❤️😭

tanfasticanna:

Tumblr is shit for artists but I’m really bullheaded and I don’t want to move

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khanmala:

Bonus:

Nowhere in America can a full-time minimum wage worker afford to rent a two-bedroom apartment

fullhalalalchemist:

rotpuppy:

gowns:

There is nowhere in this country where someone working a full-time minimum wage job could afford to rent a two-bedroom apartment, according to an annual report released Thursday documenting the gap between wages and the cost of rental housing.

Downsizing to a one-bedroom will only get you so far on minimum wage. Such housing is affordable in only 12 counties [in the entire country] located in Arizona, Oregon and Washington states, according to the report by the National Low Income Housing Coalition.

this is why people cant have kids. this is why there are homeless single mothers. this is why people dont leave abusive relationships. 

and under the new GOP tax plan, which changes literally the entire economy and cuts all entitlement, social, and local programs so the superrich can get a measley tax cut, it’s about to get way way way worse

these are what the bill does. we have until the 30th to convince your senators to vote against it.

FIGHT. THIS.

call your house rep: https://www.house.gov/

call your senate rep: https://www.senate.gov/

call your governor: https://www.nga.org/cms/governors/bios

@ all of my followers who use the mobile tumblr app!!!

cherryirises:

please go to “General Settings” then to “Dashboard Preferences” and turn off “Best Stuff First”. This is killing artist exposure! Please, please, PLEASE, turn it off if you really do love the artists you follow! You’d be helping us so much!
Please reblog this so that more people may know!

trailer hunt, pt.12

verycharismaticdragon:

(I assume “Team Pancho” scene takes place before this, probably in the beginning of the episode)

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“Do you know where the boy is?”

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(nods)

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I don’t think you can see it, but Suzie is duct-taping the wand to her hand. Also, her hoodie says “Girl Power”.

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^ The face of a man who just saw somebody duct-tape a magic wand to their hand

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She went to the hospital!

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Ouch.

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(i think this ^ is next, but it might be them leaving, actually)

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Either they are watching Suzie’s magic in action, or she is currently duking it out with Mr. Priest.

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“We’re going to another dimension” - both shots clearly in the same room. Dunno if they are talking to Arnold or Sherlock-who-survived-the-Mage (but my money’s on Arnold)

And this is all I could put together for a hospital scene.

The scene with Farah standing guard on the steps of Cardenas’ House and Priest coming up, I think, takes place after - I’d say Dirk and Todd are probably inside looking for the way into Wendimoor. Also, considering the next episode only mentions Dirk and Todd in Wendimoor, it’s possible that some or all other characters are not, in fact, going there (or at least not this episode).

striving-artist:

striving-artist:

becauseweknowthem:

This is a quick survey on Gun Control and Gun Advocacy.

It should take less than 5 minutes. 

All knowledge is good, and talking to so many gun-rights defenders means I’d like to understand better where people stand, to try to understand the arguments on their side. 

Please reblog this if we vehemently disagree, and if we vehemently agree. 

Wider samples mean better information. I’m after data, not confirmation bias.

I’ll collect and go through the data in a week. 

Do the thing please? The survey thing and the reblogging thing? Because data is excellent?

You can absolutely snag the link and share it other places. Data is best in large quantities. Fling it at Facebook or twitter or Reddit or whatever.

Please and thank you.

It runs through November 18

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November 15 2017

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wonderswoman:

# in which we are all ezra

November 14 2017

deducecanoe:

phalasophy:

alexbelvocal:

kimreesesdaughter:

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

In Jesus name Amen 🙏🏾

i speak it

I would take just one of these things. 

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chleopatrapaige:

chocolatcrush:

closedmindsdontlearnshit:

booasaur:

Drumline (2002) 

✊🏾

Don’t let these men play with ya 🤜🏾💪🏾

I still admire this to this day.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

this is it. this is the purest photo in existence. reblog for 100 years of good luck

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tygermama:

I know this tweet is aimed at both genders and yes, blue balls are not a thing, I just want to add:

from the wikipedia for erection ‘As an autonomic nervous system response, an erection may result from a variety of stimuli, including sexual stimulation and sexual arousal, and is therefore not entirely under conscious control’

just cause they’re hard, doesn’t mean they want it, if someone says no, they mean it, no matter what their dick is doing

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