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August 14 2017

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

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August 13 2017

yourphysicsiskarkatrocious:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

henriksaves:

boobsandbravado:

marrymejasonsegel:

marrymejasonsegel:

marrymejasonsegel:

Straight dudes are their own worst enemies when it comes to getting laid.

Like, i know so many girls who are down for something more casual and who actually have really low standards that boil down to “treat me like a person, not a talking fleshlight”. And dudes refuse to even meet those standards!

Like, you know how many times I’ve been talking to a guy and I’ve already decided that when we hang out I’d down to mess around, only for the guy to start talking super graphically or send me a picture of his dick–and then literally all desire I had for him went out the windows.

Like dudes are so obsessed with sex that theyre scaring almost-certain sex partners away because they refuse to act like human beings capable of rational thought.

Bring thing this back to add an example:

I started talking to a guy on tinder.  He was funny, flirty and super nice even though he wasn’t really my type. Most importantly, he was completely respectful. He managed to let me know he thought I was attractive, and that he was interested in me, without ever saying anything gross, asking for pictures or asking for sex. We met up for drinks and talked for hours and I realized I was more attracted to him than I initially thought . Not only did I sleep with him on the first date, but I’ve hooked up with him multiple times after that. The first time, he didn’t make any assumptions. We hung out, started making out and then he asked me if I wanted to stay the night. That was it. He STILL has never asked me for a nude, or sent me some overtly sexual message or picture. 

But SOMEHOOOW I still want to have sex with him.

Conversely, I started talking to another guy on tinder today. On our FIRST conversation, he has mentioned my boobs 3 times, invited me over to “watch a movie” (he added the quotes, not me), suggested a fwb set up and just asked for nudes.

GUESS WHO ISN’T GONNA GET IN MY PANTS.

I try so hard to tell them.

Trash men are out here getting advice from other trash men so they don’t know how to act. 🙄

But… But why are they incapable of learning from bad experience after bad experience?

BECAUSE PERVASIVE CULTURAL SEXISM HAS TAUGHT THEM THAT THE PROBLEM IS YOU.

THINK ABOUT THE MOVIES. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN A GUY PROTAGONIST BEHAVE CONSISTENTLY OBNOXIOUSLY TOWARDS HIS LOVE INTEREST AND STILL END UP GETTING THE ROMANTIC PAYOUT? PROBABLY A LOT. (EVEN MOVIES I OTHERWISE LIKE, SUCH AS GOTG2, DO THIS.) THE MODEL IS, ESSENTIALLY, THAT WOMEN ARE LIKE SLOT MACHINES WHERE YOU PUT INTERACTION IN AND EVENTUALLY THE WHEELS COME UP “SEX”, REGARDLESS OF THE NATURE OR QUALITY OF THAT INTERACTION. ANY WOMAN WITH WHOM THIS DOESN’T HAPPEN IS ASSUMED TO BE BROKEN IN SOME WAY.

(”THE FRIENDZONE” IS BASED ON A VARIATION ON THE SAME MODEL, IN WHICH YOU PUT IN A PERIOD OF NON-SHITTINESS AND ARE “”“SUPPOSED””” TO GET SEX AS A PAYOUT.)

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pameliaisley:

we all have been blessed this week

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why-i-love-comics:

Big Barda beating nazis to death with another nazi in Harley’s Little Black Book #4 - “Where Bombshells Dare!” (2016)

written by Amanda Conner & Jimmy Palmiotti
art by Billy Tucci, Joseph Michael Linsner, Flaviano, & Paul Mounts

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oldroots:

hamsterbrine:

nonibear11:

Omg lol.

BWAHAHAHA

THEY SAID DONT LAUGH

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orderly-opaline:

randoomon:

strawberrypatty:

deducecanoe:

dontbearuiner:

niwandajones:

elfgrove:

kevineleventh:

bemusedlybespectacled:

brasspistol:

russianspacegeckosexparty:

battlships:

Considering he was written to represent Jewish values, he should probably be Middle Eastern.

I’m so here for black Jewish Superman

YES (ps I read is Superman Jewish fyi he is)

Black Jewish Superman? Then we know who needs to play him.

Clark Kent:

And then he changes…

…into Superman.

♪ I’M TAKING THIS CAPE BY THE REIGNS MAKIN SKIN CELLS POWERED BY SUNS RAYS ♪

OH MY GOD YOU DID THE THING. BLESS YOU.

♪ YO, TURNS OUT WE HAD A SECRET WEAPON! AN IMMIGRANT WE KNOW AND LOVE, WHO’S UNAFRAID TO STEP IN!  ♪

@dontbearuiner

Always reblog Daveed Diggs Clark Kent. 

Yes. This. Make this change immediate and henceforth.

I want this.

I NEED THIS.

#DAVEED4SUPERMAN

When you and your husband have to watch The Sinner during daylight hours because your collective baggage is waaaaaay too close to that show and it makes you both really uncomfortable bringing up lots of ancient drama. But its really good so you keep watching.

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cooncomic:

41. Saturday Night

Plans with myself.

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brainstatic:

A look back on the times Republicans said Obama was disgracing the dignity of the presidency. 

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tygermama:

the-last-hair-bender:

Daily update: Old lady decides my foot is an appropriate seat while pretending she doesn’t want my perogeries.

I’d sit on your foot if I thought it would get me perogies

I need to get out of the habit of apologizing to people who yell at me.

Jfc i cant do anything right today. not for anyone, or anything. I’m going to bed.

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foodffs:

So hot… my baby is melting

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thepowerofblackwomen:

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July 2017: Grateful towards this black excellence

August 12 2017

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vaspider:

girlschasinggirls:

tsaritsacatherine:

Eleanor Roosevelt and Lyudmila Pavlichenko.
   Lyudmila Pavlichenko was a Soviet sniper credited with 309 kills, she is regarded as the most successful female sniper in history. She visited with President Franklin Roosevelt, becoming the first Soviet citizen to be welcomed at the White House. Afterward, Eleanor Roosevelt asked Lyudmila to accompany her on a tour of the country and tell Americans of her experiences as a woman in combat. Pavlichenko was only 25, but she had been wounded four times in battle.
more х,х,х | gifs from Battle for Sevastopol 2015 trailer.

this is her 

That movie is fucking amazing BTW and should be watched.

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weavemama:

spiccyycoffee:

weavemama:

weavemama:

sexybinch:

thatmusictheaterguy:

weavemama:

yeah so there’s a neo nazi/white supremacy rally going on in charlottesville where they are literally chanting “blood and soil!!” (an actual nazi saying) and the police are doing absolutely nothing about it. no tear gas, no national guard, no heavy police force,, these TERRORISTS are getting away with spreading hatred towards the marginalized and i am absolutely sickened 

spread this like wildfire

Is that an actual picture of the event bc wtf that looks like half the campus

unfortunately yes, here are some more photos from the terrorist rally:

thankfully a lot of the students are against what’s happening on campus, but there’s something very wrong with this photo. the good guys are hiding their faces and the bad guys are not. this world is getting uglier to the point where human decency has to be hidden.

just so y'all know it’s gotten a lot worse today. Police left because it was “too dangerous” (do your fucking job and prevent the goddamn danger) so far I’ve seen videos of -people showing up with guns -fights breaking out which include people tacking each other and hitting as hard as they can -a car plow through a group of people -blood on said car and multiple people wounded and laying on the ground This is disgusting. Fuck anyone who tries to defend these white demons.

MORE UPDATES SINCE LAST NIGHT:

A STATE OF EMERGENCY WAS DECLARED

A CAR PLOWED INTO A GROUP OF COUNTER-PROTESTERS 

IT GOT VERY VIOLENT

AT LEAST 10 PEDESTRIANS STRUCK BY THE CAR

I honestly thought that this would die down by the early morning but unfortunately it didn’t. This is a reminder of how racist and ugly America can be. Don’t dismiss this as “freedom of speech”, these racist terrorists should not have been given the opportunity to organize a rally in the first place, and because they were, this is the result. 

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revolutionarykoolaid:

revolutionarykoolaid:

revolutionarykoolaid:

revolutionarykoolaid:

BREAKING NOW (8/12/17): Neo-nazis are now using vehicles to attack anti-fascist protesters in Charlottesville. Unclear how many were injured, but it appears very intentional. You can view the attack (at your own caution) around the 7:30 minute mark. (new angle here) If you’re in the surrounding Charlottesville-area, please be as safe as possible out there. These white supremacists animals are committed to instigating an all out race war, and are prepared to attack at the slightest provocation. 

Updated with news pics (warning, some are graphic) and articles keeping track of this attack ( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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Unclear if the car or driver involved in the attack has been located yet. #farfromover

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BREAKING NEWS (8/12/17): At least one person has died after being intentionally struck by a vehicle during a white nationalist terror attack in Charlottesville. More info to come as it emerges. Prayers to the residents of Charlottesville, the victims of this attack, and the family who has lost a loved one.

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UPDATE (4:05PM): It appears, though is unconfirmed, that the driver of the vehicle has been apprehended. To repeat, one person has been confirmed as dead, and at least 19 were injured in this terrorist attack. More to come as it emerges.

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stiilesstilinski:

insp.

Happy Birthday, Vivian!!💖

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