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I enjoy watching people kiss in media. It can be sweet, or sexy, or sad, or happy. I just love it. So many emotions.

But keep your weird mouth tentacle away from my face irl. I will bite your fucking tongue if it shows up uninvited and spit the blood on your grave.

Also I don’t want to watch other people’s tongues battle for dominance in public. It’s gross.

The only acceptable public kissing is adorable forehead kisses or licking your partner’s face to establish that person is your territory.

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Schweinderl